Not too Shabby

An alternate and more realistic take of the show, indeed! :D

What I think when I’m day-drinking…

“thank you cough syrup. you have failed once again to live up to my expectations. long live sinus infections.”

—moi

“ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?”

robots!!!!

when my friends ask me if i’m going out looking like that…

Every damn time I try to get creative.

I like this.

WHEN I SEE BOYS ON PINTEREST

I’M LIKE:

(Source: howdoiputthisgently)

the anthro-apology,

sorry im not sorry.

i just got hired by anthropologie.
may the decorating begin!
thank you employee discounts. i dont really care about the money to be honest.

im feeling all like:

Rainbow buildings (in Brooklyn)

When I keep winning in flip cup/beer pong at a mixer

On the outside I’m like…

On the inside I’m like

Fenway the Puggle

Hipster Parks and Rec

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Happy early Birthday to me!